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MG4

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Girls are complex creatures
« on: March 04, 2010, 09:56:53 PM »
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


If you don't, you do not understand


If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don't, you are a dull boy


If you are jealous, she says it's bad


If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her


If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk


That's A GIRL!
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КіггЭя

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 04:01:03 AM »
Perfect Quotes.....Lol
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MG4

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 04:03:46 AM »
Experienced it uh mate??
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2010, 04:29:45 AM »
Off course.....
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 02:15:15 PM »
lol its crazy
but i like :)
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Girls are complex creatures
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 08:02:08 AM »
So true.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2011, 01:10:35 AM »
LoL pretty real Never experienced it though thank god...for now anyways :D
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Re: Girls are complex creatures
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2011, 05:52:44 PM »
its not so complicated to understand to such attractive and loving  creatures heheh its so simple just be a gentleman, tell her good lies, never be wimpy but always be courteous, visit often if she likes you a lot, dress casual but be clean and don't smell bad, never be jealous, never try to f*ck her but always try to "romance" her, talk and listen.
What the hell's so hard about that?

We can't help it y'all are cornball and don't get it.
Men are just the opposite. Simpletons. No depth, nothing to figure out, no great mystery....you're all idiots most of the time!
Duh....sex, food, sex, sports,sex, work, sex, sports, sex, sex, .... poor ignorant dummies.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2011, 06:45:02 PM by brae »
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Re: Girls are complex creatures
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2012, 12:52:39 PM »
hahaha true yar hehe..its so nice to visit here a nice thread. Am so impressed with your such a good hard work, its definitely a good and diferent idea for others, you guys are doing good work good luck, keep it up.. :)

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